2020-03-24
快乐赛车技巧 国外也有段子手:西蒙尼先生开课,英超19队主帅列席

行家益,比来比赛众,炎点众,争议也众。红蓝大战VAR成主角,哈兰德战斧劈向欧洲赛场,马竞主场击败利物浦,莫拉塔关键时刻再脚柔,巴贝尔演技爆炸奚落对手,赫塔费谋求美式足球。下面就让吾们望望国外网友们的态度。

众特蒙德 2-1 巴黎圣日耳曼

KrazyKelp(吃瓜球迷):当望到欧冠主题弯响首时他那逆常的乐脸快乐赛车技巧,吾就清新有益戏望了。(When I saw him smiling like a lunatic at the Champions League hymn I knew something was up.)

LosLocosHermanos(利物浦球迷):是啊快乐赛车技巧,21张厉肃的面孔快乐赛车技巧,还有一个嘴咧到耳朵根儿的傻大个儿。(Haha exactly. 21 serious faces and 1 giant of a teenager smiling from ear to ear.)

tapped21(吃瓜球迷):这家伙是科学怪人吧。(He was definitely created in a lab.)

slayerkj(阿森纳球迷):众特的比赛就是时兴。(Dortmund games are always entertaining.)

Ragemoody(众特蒙德球迷):吾意外候真的期待他们不要如许……吾的心脏会感谢吾的。(Sometimes i really wish they weren't... My heart would thank me.)

Maverick_1991(众特蒙德球迷):吾的邻居也会感谢吾。(So as my neighbours.)

Freakzilla316ftw(利物浦球迷):范戴克来之前吾们也如许,不过吾照样喜欢现在的感觉。(That was Liverpool before we bought VVD. I like this way better.)

切尔西 0-2 曼联,VAR抢戏

sc1996(切尔西球迷):还在被糟糕的状态困扰么?还在为几轮不胜懊丧么?还在苦苦谋求一粒进球么?来斯坦福桥吧。(Are you struggling for form? Have a winless streak over the past few games? Haven’t scored a goal for a while? Then why not visit Stamford Bridge.)

johncenatbh(曼联球迷):斯坦福桥昔时可是吾们最难拿分的地方。(Stamford Bridge has been our worst ground to visit by far, this is fresh.)

spazzkay(切尔西球迷):嗯现在是吾们最难拿分的地方了。(Yeah now it has become ours.)

(Gif:当切尔西球迷遇到挑出引进VAR的家伙时……)

CaptainSkull(切尔西球迷):望来吾得安排媳妇和VAR睡一觉了。(One of these days I'm going to walk in my wife in bed with VAR.)

Invictae(曼联球迷):她不会坏你们的益事,VAR推翻的是你。(Then she leaves the two of you to get it on, cause you're the one who's getting fucked by VAR.)

BulletproofTyrone(吃瓜球迷):VAR房间里坐的是什么人啊?(Who was in that VAR room???)

Wildcats6(吃瓜球迷):很清晰是盲人。(Stevie wonder apparently.)

guyonthestandee(切尔西球迷):行家为什么不满?马奎尔显明踢到了球。(why are people upset? he got all ball.)

Bozzetyp(吃瓜球迷):照样两个球。(2 balls even.)

Wuppertaler SV(吃瓜球迷):克里斯滕森太惨了,先是被肘击,然后又被肘击他的人力压顶进往一个球。(poor christensen, first ellbow in the face then loosing the imporant header against the player who elbowed him.)

马德里竞技 1-0 利物浦

u2cuz69(吃瓜球迷):安菲尔德即将迎来一辆前所未见的超级大巴。(Atleti is bout to park the fattest bus anfield has ever seen.)

Flexpot(吃瓜球迷):现在已知能够挪行该大巴的只有拉莫斯的脑袋。(Only known antidote is a Ramos header. Literally nothing else can move that bus.)

EpoxyD(吃瓜球迷):第92分钟的奥里吉外示不屈。(90 2 origi header disagrees.)

varro-reatinus(阿森纳球迷):疯狂记笔记中……(takes notes furiously.)

Thesolly180(利物浦球迷):吾期待你的笔记所以卡通漫画样式来外达的,否则路易斯和穆斯塔菲纷歧定能望懂……(I hope those notes are in cartoon form as not to confuse Luiz and Mustafi.)

Deminero30(曼联球迷):第四分钟进球,马竞要物化守176分钟了。(Atlético going to defend for 176 minutes now......)

Jayako(吃瓜球迷):西蒙尼刚厉声指摘了一个球童,由于她球给得太快了,吾都望见了,第32分钟。(Cholo Simeone has just reprimanded a ballgirl for passing the ball too quickly. Minute 32.)

Azaghtooth(皇马球迷):现在马竞要把10名球员全放在奥布拉克身前了。(Now atleti will put 10 players in front of oblak for the rest of the game.)

OBNOXIOUSNAME(切尔西球迷):那他们平日在哪???(where are they normally?)

A_kind_Shark(国际米兰球迷):这角球开得相等快。(Corner was taken quite quickly.)

NotAHellriegelNoob(巴塞罗那球迷):妈妈吾无畏。(Mom I'm scared.)

sco92(尤文图斯球迷):利物浦就喜欢这么干,哎等等……(A liverpool special. Oh wait.)

Fern-ando(吃瓜球迷):有镇日你输给了埃瓦尔,过了几天你居然能赚钱物浦……(One day you lose to Eibar and the next you beat Liverpool.)

midelro(吃瓜球迷):有镇日你输给了西乙B的莱昂文体,过了几天你居然能赚钱物浦……人生就是这么足够了惊喜。(One day you lose to Cultural Leonesa and tbe next you beat Liverpool. What a wonderful time to be alive.)

莫拉塔面对绝佳机会脚底打滑

Gif 对阵利物浦莫拉塔脚底打滑

Gif 西超杯上F-巴尔韦德放倒莫拉塔染红

Random_Acquaintance(巴萨球迷):吾照样觉得F-巴尔韦德不该该被罚下,那算不上什么绝佳机会。(I still think Valverde shouldn't have been sent off since it wasn't a clear chance of scoring.)

Elketro(皇马球迷):巴尔韦德只是不想让老队友出丑。(Valverde just wanted to save a former teammate the embarrassment.)

wherethefucksmyded(吃瓜球迷):真是个益幼伙啊。(Good guy Valverde.)

TheDubious(马竞球迷):各位一定不关注马竞,莫拉塔本赛季外现得够益了,堪称吾队最佳退守球员之一。(you guys clearly dont watch atletico, morata has been pretty good this year, one of our best offensive players.)

(图)当阿利松望到出现在门前的是莫拉塔……

paone22(切尔西球迷):真不敢自夸马竞竟然会全额买断他。(Can't believe Atletico paid all that money for him.)

Chruszcz(切尔西球迷):嘘……闭嘴。(shhhhh……shush)

_Konstantinos_(吃瓜球迷):这孩子衰透了,他是那栽做饭都能把房子点着的人。(I feel so sorry for him, he’s the type of guy to burn down his house while cooking.)

巴贝尔犯规后模仿对手倒地翻滚 没事儿行两步

Hail_To_Hoots(阿贾克斯球迷):吾就清新租借他是有理由的!(This is why we loaned him.)

Hephaistas(阿贾克斯球迷):本队本场比赛最佳瞬休。(Our best moment of the game.)

El_Spacho(巴塞罗那球迷):这粉色头发真是太答景了。(The pink hair just ties everything together so nicely lol.)

Uberjeagermeiter(众特蒙德球迷):只有他不满的时候才变成粉红,忧郁闷的时候会变成蓝色。(It turns red when he’s mad, blue when he’s sad.)

Jacquiesie(埃因霍温球迷):这正是吾不安的,这支阿贾克斯最大的题目在于太容易冲行,赫塔费很益地行使了这一点。(Exactly the thing I was scared of happening. Ajax losing their cool is by far their biggest weakness and Getafe are exploiting it perfectly.)

Godverrdomme(阿贾克斯球迷):嗯没错儿,赛前握手的时候稍微使点劲儿齐耶赫就会暴行,然后他就会整场闹脾气梦游。(Ziyech gets upset when you give him a firm handshakeAnd he usually turns useless after that.)

Tundra_Inhabitant(切尔西球迷):营业细目上可没这条儿啊……(This was not on the receipt..)

aphromagic(切尔西球迷):MD!忘了望附添条款了!(Fuck, we forgot to read the fine print.)

赫塔费 VS 阿贾克斯,全场皮球运转的时间只有42分零36秒

dpc_22(柏林联球迷):一个大胆的思想:伤停补时30分钟?(Imagine referees adding 30 mins extra time.)

puma721(布莱克本球迷):不少了,美式橄榄球3个半幼时的比赛,运转时间也就12分钟。(Wait till you see American football, with 12 minutes of play over 3.5 hrs.)

SullaInvictus(利物浦球迷):赫塔费对阵马竞的比赛一定不都雅赏度极高。(Getafe Atletico must be real exciting games.)

axelthegreat(马竞球迷):吾们已经踢过了,比赛终结时双方各剩10小我。(We played in La Liga and the game ended with both of us playing with 10 men.)

matinthebox(拜仁球迷):那起码创造了一些空间。(at least that creates some space.)

SPQRRome(曼联球迷):队医和球童的跑行距离一定会超过场上球员。(medics and ballboys going to cover more distances than the players.)

本期的栏现在就到此为止了,固然有些联赛失踪了争冠疑团,但争四和保级大战已经上演,国际足坛照样精彩纷呈,吾们也憧憬和行家再次分享喜悦!

懂球号作者:中东游侠

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